Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Amazing Lookalikes







I couldn't sign off the season without an MPCC amazing lookalike. As per last year..........I hope that "lookalikes" will see us through entertainment wise to nets in 2012. So I thought I'd continue with this picture of infamous "adult performer" Randy Spears together with our very own opening bat and red wine connoisseur Darron Hall! Ever noticed you never see them in the same place at the same time?



















Hope He's Not Wearing White!?



Waggy's Half Century



More Memories of Humberside



Memories of Humberside



And so it was...............



And so the MPCC 2011 season drew to close with the hardy bunch pictured above taking to the field. Far from covering themselves in glory, losing the toss proved to be significant as wicket after wicket fell with all but Waggy appearing to have more interest in the contents of the bar than the result.


As is usual for an MPCC trip the players learned alot about themselves and one another. Matt Sisson for example has taken Glenn Longdens crown for having the most securely welded shut wallet of the team, Daz Hall changes into Oliver Reed after a couple of bottles of red wine and Julian Davies doesn't wear white.


As always, a big thanks goes to all of those that have supported MPCC over the last few months. Without players, there isn't a team.


Saturday, 3 September 2011

MPCC XI To Play Beeston & Toton Sycamore 04/09/2011

The following have been selected to play for MPCC in the above fixture at 4th Avenue Edwinstowe, Sunday 4th September 2011, 1.30pm.

1. N. Eggleston (Teams Top Man)
2. D. Hall
3. A. Wagstaff
4. M. Davis
5. C. Gabbitas
6. P. Quinn
7. R. Fiorini
8. R. Blackwell
9. D. Hodgkinson
10. G. Footitt
11. J. Davies

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Rem's Sponsor Money

I have been asked to remind everybody that Rem will be collecting monies from those that sponsored his recent charity cycling event on Sunday!

Team To Play Church of the Assumption CC

The following are selected to represent MPCC v. Church of the Assumption Cricket Club on Sunday 28th August 2011, 2pm, Beeston Recreation Ground.

1. D. Hall
2. N. Eggleston
3. D. Fenn
4. M. Davis
5. P.Quinn
6. G. Footitt
7. R. Blackwell
8. R. Fiorini
9. D. Hodgkinson
10. A. Lewin
11. J. Davies

Wednesday, 10 August 2011

Rockley Cancelled

With regret our forthcoming fixture against Rockley Gentlemen has been cancelled at our request because of the number of players unavailable owing to the cancellation of rest days and annual leave in response to the current public disorder demands being placed on the Force.

Naturally, MPCC wishes all officers deployed up and down the country a safe return to normal duties.

Monday, 25 July 2011

Okay Okay Enough With The Whinging

It seems I have been neglecting my webmaster duties of recent weeks by not updating the website are regulary as you would all like. I had no idea not seeing your names up in times new roman had such a profoundly detrimental effect. Needless to say, I shall endeavour to make more of an effort for what is left of the season. On that note, the man of the match awards for the games not featured by way of match report are as follows: -

MPCC v. Upton CC - Andy Wagstaff (53 Not Out)

MPCC v. Bothamsall CC - Neil Eggleston (125 Not Out)

MPCC v. Woodborough CC - Neil Eggleston (83 Runs)

MPCC v. Radcliffe Rovers CC - Drew Fenn (166 Runs)

Saturday, 4 June 2011

MPCC XI To Play Bothamsall

The below named are selected to play Bothamsall CC, 2pm Sunday 5th June 2011 at Thorseby Colliery CC, 4th Avenue, Edwinstowe.

1. Neil Eggleston
2. Darron Hall
3. Brian Costello
4. Carl Gabbitas
5. Pete Quinn
6. Graham Footitt
7. Craig Wathall
8. Darren Hodgkinson
9. Andy Lewin
10. Julian Davies
11. Ian Johnson

Well done to Eggy for recruiting some guests!

Good Luck Mr & Mrs Spike!

I am sure you will all join me in wishing Spike Davis and the soon to be Mrs Davis all the very best as they exchange wedding vows today (which for those of you that didn't know, explains Spikes absence from the XI on Sunday.....................no commitment).

He could have had a stag do though. Miser.

Friday, 20 May 2011

MPCC XI To Play Upton

The below named have been selected to play Upton CC at Seventh Avenue Clipstone on Sunday 22nd May, 2pm start.

1. N. Eggleston
2. D. Hall
3. D. Fenn
4. A. Wagstaff
5. C. Gabbitas
6. M. Davis
7. B. Costello
8. P. Quinn
9. R. Blackwell
10. D. Hodgkinson
11. A. Lewin

Monday, 16 May 2011

MPCC Amazing Lookalike!!




Terry Butcher?


Brian Costello?

MPCC Take Back The Ashes!

It was a makeshift MPCC XI that arrived at a damp, cold and windy Weston CC to take on new opposition in the shape of Nelson's Ashes CC.

Missing a number of regulars because of family and work commitments as well as losing another to a freak sack race incident left skipper Pete Quinn little by way of tactical options against this unknown quantity.

Continuing his winning streak in the toss stakes, the skipper elected to field first and, being low on bowlers took the unusual step of opening with regular new ball maestro Mark Davis partnered by king of spin Brian Costello.

From the first few balls it was clear that Davis was showing a little more of the form that had eluded him in the seasons opening fixture with Nelsons opener Powser looking increasingly uncomfortable. In only a few balls, the opening bat was trudging back to the pavilion without bothering the run column.

Nelsons Hopcroft was next and looked equally shook by the movement that Davis was achieving in flight. Following a tight over from Costello, Davis struck again in his 2nd over, dismissing Hopcroft plumb LBW for 0.

Nelsons Burns entered the fray next to partner remaining opener Hempsall who was beginning to frustrate the visitors with a limited but effective range of shots which found the boundary with unnerving regularity.

There were no more fireworks for either bowler in their opening spell and so following four overs apiece the captain looked for a change and turned to pace in Neil Eggleston accompanied by the unpredictable but effective bowling of new kid on the block Darren Hodgkinson. Understandably looking a little nervous prior to his first over, the captain offered some words of encouragement before allowing him to proceed. Whatever the skipper said seemed to have the desired effect as Hodgkinson took his maiden MPCC wicket 3 balls into his first ever over smashing Burns's middle stump out of the ground only to find himself in an uncomfortable Pete Quinn bearhug seconds later.

With Eggleston finding it tough going on a rotten track, it was Hodgkinson again who struck moments later, forcing Nelsons Hempsall to misjudge and top edge into the air only for it to fall into one of the safest pairs of hands in the team in Neil Eggleston. Eggleston was again in the action moments later as he dispatched big swinging Turlokowski Jnr cleanly for 0.

Light on bowlers, Quinn looked for volunteers to bowl a few overs to make up those unfulfilled by the absence of Gabbitas, Hall and Footitt. Rem Fiorini stepped forward bravely as did Chris Buxton and held an end up as guest player James Atkin attacked from the opposite end.

Atkin, almost in defiant protest at his not being selected for the home side that day took an impressive 3 wickets for 21 runs in his four over spell, clean bowling Heathcote, causing Garnett to edge to Adam White at Gully and trapping Turlokowski Snr LBW.

Sensing an opportunity to end the Nelson's innings early, the skipper returned to the Davis and Costello pairing he had begun with. This despite the horrific facial injury suffered by Costello earlier in the innings which resulted in medical treatment to stem heavy bleeding from a cut chin. The decision was richly rewarded as, despite a flurry of boundaries from key man Wagstaff, Davis quickly added to his total dispatching Nelsons Mansfield and Harlangham clean bowled and LBW respectively leaving the visitors chasing a total of 144 for victory.

A pensive MPCC took to the field, confident that the total was in reach but conscious that go to batsmen Darron Hall was missing. Nevertheless, Mark Davis stepped up to the plate to fill the Hall spikes for the day and partner regular opener Neil Eggleston.

The lads had to take it slow in the opening overs as Nelsons went straight in for the kill unleashing Bassestlaw League Div. 1 paceman Heathcote on the nervous pairing.

The pair looked to be building a slow but meaningful partnership over several overs until a mix up saw Davis run out for 9.

Rem Fiorini came in at three, determined to make an impression before taking a leave of absence to concentrate on a cycling project. Alas it was not to be as Rem was soon returning to his seat having contributed a solitary run for his efforts.

Guest player James Atkin came in 4 and was clearly trying to play some proper shots against some accurate bowling. Buoyed by a partner demonstrating a level of competence, Eggleston tried to push the team forward. It was to be one shot too many however he found himself unlucky to be caught at long on for 12.

Brian Costello came in at 5 and immediately began to show some of the flashes with bat we know he is capable of as he hit a succession of boundaries. Atkin was next to fall as he was bowled which saw debutant Chris Buxton come in at 6. Chris ably supported Brian as he continued to go over the top, reaching the boundary regularly. It was not to be for too long however as just when Buxton looked like the 16yrs worth of cobwebs had been truly blown off, he attempted to hook a Hempsall pie that was nearly as wide as it was high only to see what would have probably been given a wide drift squarely into a fielders hands.

Pete Quinn came in at no.7, as usual determined to eradicate memories of a poor season with the bat the previous year. Any hopes of a partnership with his wedding day best man however faded as only a few balls into their blossoming relationship, Costello went over the top once to often to find himself caught at mid on.

Darren Hodgkinson came in at no.8 with MPCC looking to consolidate against what was becoming a rapidly rising required run rate. Quinn was visibly growing in confidence has he squirted a few for singles and doubles before hitting consecutive boundaries. It was to be his undoing however as the following ball saw him smack it back past the bowler and attempt to take a tight single, only to lose his bottle halfway up the track and send Hodgkinson back. Forgetting his own position as he concentrated on Darren getting back, the horror sank in as a missed throw at Darrens stumps went straight to the keeper for him to easily run a stranded Quinn out.

Things looked desperate for MPCC as White came in at 9 with the team requiring in the region of seven an over. This desperation was exasperated moments later as Hodgkinson found himself caught out for 6 runs.

The team was now looking to Julian Davies, a man who had failed to score a single run the previous season to save what seemed a lost cause.

To everybody's surprise, Julian not only held his own but complimented Adams boundary charge with several aerial shots of his own, including one which cleared the boundary for 6.

With the teams tied at 143 each and 12 balls left, MPCC felt confident of an unlikely victory. Sensing defeat, Nelsons skipper brought Heathcote back into the attack. With only "I've never played before but it sounds like a laugh" Sean McLafferty still in the pavilion and Davies on strike, thoughts began to turn to the possibility of a tie.

Heathcote charged in for the first ball of his over which was bravely blocked by Davies but almost knocked him off his feet.

Heahtcote, clearly smelling blood, charged in again. This time Davies opened the face and guided the ball away like he had been playing for years giving him the winning run and MPCC an unlikely 2 wicket victory.

The game for those took part probably summed up quite well the spirit of friendly cricket. Two sides out to win but also out to have fun. The fielding effort once again was tremendous and the team seemed galvanised by having the odds stacked against them which was great to see. A special mention must got to Mark Davis and Neil Eggleston who worked very hard in helping me avoid the cancellation of this fixture through lack of players.

As per most weeks, there were a number of candidates worthy of man of the match, Mark Davis's 4 wicket haul, Adam White's 31 or Brian Costello's 28. However, the manner in which he faced down the last over was truly something to witness and as such, this weeks man of the match is awarded to our new found run ninja Julian Davies.

MPCC Start With A Win

MPCC got off to a flying start with a convincing win against a useful Thorseby U.17 XI at a sun drenched 4th Avenue on Monday 9th May.

Winning the toss, skipper Pete Quinn elected to field, a decision that clearly confused and delighted the Thorseby Captain in equal measure as he appeared to take much pleasure in informing Pete that he would have elected to bat anyway.

Pete turned to his regular opener Carl Gabbitas to commence proceedings with the new ball and was almost instantly rewarded as Thorseby skipper skied one to mid wicket only to be dropped by a guest fielder.

Mark Davis took the opposite end and almost immediately found himself haunted by the familiar curse of not being able to replicate his devastating (and painful) net form on the field.

The opening pair toiled and were successful in limiting the batsmen in terms of runs, however a wicket remained elusive.

Making the change, the Captain opted for the reliability of Darron Hall coupled with the pace and accuracy of MPCC prodigal son Dan Holloway. The changed reaped rewards instantly as Thorseby's Bromhead attempted to pull Darron Hall, only to be caught at point by Brian Costello.

The pace of Holloway quickly brought another wicket as Willis's stumps were uprooted with a swinging seam ball that gave the batsmen no hope.

Having barely troubled the scorebook, Hall struck again, taking the scalp of Thorseby's Lee helped by Dan Holloway making a safe catch at cover.

The skipper made a further change with Brian Costello replacing Hall and Mark Davis returning to replace Holloway at the pavilion end. The partnership, whilst unorthodox seemed to work with neither batsmen coming to terms with slow right arm spin at one end and medium paced left arm swing at the other. Naturally it was only a matter of time before another wicket fell and it did, this time Thorseby's Whittaker trapped LBW by Costello.

MPCC being to sniff the sweet aroma of a limited run chase and keen to capitalise on a successful spell by Costello and Davis in keeping the runs down turned to Gabbitas and Hall to bring further wickets.

Carl's hard work was eventually rewarded. Having been robbed of an early wicket, Gabbitas made no mistake this time as he cleaned up Thorseby's Keeble who had been becoming something of a thorn in MPCC's side.

Not to be outdone, Hall quickly followed with a further two wickets, clean bowling Atkins before taking a fourth on the night thanks to a steady catch from MPCC debutant Tom Hill.

Looking to get back into the pavilion for a breather, the Captain looked to Holloway remove the tail. It took three balls before the last man was despatched leaving MPCC with a very reachable 75 for victory.

In the absence of regular opener Neil Eggleston, Darren Hall took to the field partnered by brave debutant Darren Hodgkinson. Both struggled with their opening exchanges with the Thorseby attack and despite all his best efforts, Hodgkinson was soon returning to the pavilion having been trapped LBW by Thorseby's Duffin.

Mark Davis came in at 3 with the usual instruction from his Captain to build an innings. Despite what appeared to be a genuine attempt to do just that, Mark was unlucky to fall quite quickly to a good catch without troubling the scorebook.

Dan Holloway came in at 4 with a fierce reputation for being able to bat as well as bowl a ball. The reputation was realised as a flurry of boundary's sprang forth from his weapon of willow.

Just as it looked like MPCC were taking control however, disaster struck as Darron Hall was clean bowled for an uncharacteristically low 6.

Carl Gabbitas came in at no.5 having been moved up the order owing to his good form with the bat in the nets. Carl did his job admirably, supporting Holloway in achieving an impressive 56 not out to win the game.

Upon reflection a great start for MPCC against a side full of regular league cricketers that can only boost confidence going into our Sunday programme. Despite there being a number of worthy candidates, the man of the match award in recognition of exceptional bowling figures of 4 overs, 1 maiden, 4 runs, 4 wickets is awarded to a deserving Darron Hall.

Saturday, 7 May 2011

MPCC XI To Play Thorseby U.17's

The team selected to play the above fixture, 4th Avenue Edwinstowe, 18:00hrs, Monday 9th May 2011 as follows: -

1. N. Eggleston
2. D. Hall
3. M. Davis
4. D. Holloway
5. C. Gabbitas
6. B. Costello
7. R. Blackwell
8. P. Quinn
9. D. Hodgkinson
10. M. Booth
11. T. Hill

Please be on time..............ta.

Friday, 29 April 2011

Amazing Lookalikes





























Neil Eggleston or comedy scrap merchant Albert Steptoe?................You decide!



Look out for more amazing MPCC lookalikes in the weeks to come or send your nominations to the usual address!

MPCC Presentations



Run Machine Neil Eggleston receives due credit by way of a coveted MPCC drinking receptacle from Club Captain Pete Quinn.

Officer "A" Receives Cat Like Fielder

MPCC's Cat Like Fielder award for 2010 is awarded to Officer A, whose identity must be protected owing to his agent like status.

Players Player


The Captain (a.k.a team b*tch) receives the 2010 MPCC Players player award from a distinctly svelte and chiseled Carl Gabbitas

MPCC Presentations



A giggling buffoon receives the MPCC 2010 Bowling Machine award from a minor league darts player whilst guest members of the Mansfield Sunshine Club look on.

Monday, 25 April 2011

MPCC Curry & Presentation Night

MPCC Curry & Presentation Night (in order of importance) is now sorted! Meet up Widow Frost 7pm, table booked for 8.45pm in The Chand on Toothill Road. Back on the town afterwards for those still interested!

Friday, 22 April 2011

Away Day Sorted

Following requests from many of you for another end of season away day a la Watford 2010, a fixture has been arranged with a Humberside Police XI to take place at their sports ground on Thursday 15th September 2011.
As per last year, I will arrange transport and accommodation for a fixed contribution subsidised by the club. Get your leave in!

Pre-season Friendly

By way of preparation for our Sunday campaign MPCC will provide target practice for Thorseby Colliery CC U17 XI at their 4th Avenue Edwinstowe ground on Monday 9th May. This will blow the cobwebs off and build on the good form many of you have been showing in the nets.

Test Ticket Sold..........Again!

Gabby's spare test ticket has now been sold making the touring party as follows;

Pete Quinn
Graham Footitt
Spike Davis
Rem Fiorini
Julian Davis
Andy Bateman

Good times!

Saturday, 2 April 2011

Test Ticket Available

Given that Gabby finds himself inexplicably double booked (tart) there exists a spare ticket for the MPCC trip watch England play India in the 3rd Day of the 2nd Test at Trent Bridge (Sunday 31st July 2011). The ticket is £50 and goes to the first person that gets in touch!

Saturday, 26 March 2011

New Players???

Whilst I am delighted with the commitment shown by the hardcore we now have that always turn out when they can......I refuse to believe that in an organisation of our size there can't be a few more. As such, just a polite appeal to you all to generate a bit of interest in the club where you can. I am more than happy doing all the admin and to contribute 4 runs (granted, when I'm in form) and 2 dropped catches on matchdays, but being seconded away means the area I probably need help most is in the recruitment of new players. It's great to see the old faces back at net's....but c'mon guys, let's rustle up a few more!

MPCC Pre-Season Social Thursday 28th April 2011

I am looking to organise a pre-season social for MPCC players in an attempt to get everybody suitably bonded in time for our first match on May 15th!

I am very loosely considering a Mansfield town centre meet followed by a curry, probably at the Chand just off Toothill lane as they have a private function room we make use of.

There will be some awards for last seasons winners!!

The following day is a Bank Holiday for the Royal Wedding, so hopefully some of you will be able to make a night of it as there will be no work the following day?

Obviously I could do with an idea of numbers to begin with in order to set something up at the restaurant. As such.....please let me know ASAP if you intend to come. Obviously, if there aren't enough, last years winners will just have to get their memento's when I next see them (yep, you got it....deliberate attempt at a guilt trip)!

Test & ODI Tickets All Sold

The tickets secured for the club trips to Trent Bridge for the ODI v. Sri Lanka and Test Match v. India have now all been sold to MPCC members. The respective party's are as follows: -

ODI v. Sri Lanka
Pete Quinn
Carl Gabbitas
Darron Hall
Mick Hilton
Carl Thurlby
Julian Davies

Test v. India
Pete Quinn
Carl Gabbitas
Spike Davis
Rem Fiorini
Julian Davies
Graham Footitt

I am now in a position to gratefully accept payment from any floggers yet to cough up their cash!

Friday, 25 February 2011

Home or Away?

The eagle eyed among you may have noticed that none of the fixtures planned for 2011 are designated home or away. This is because I am still awaiting availability from our mother clubs. As such, please assume we are nomadic this year until further notice.

Net Practice Commences 8th March 2011

Net's will commence Tuesday 8th March 2011 6-7pm at Joseph Whittaker school, Rainworth. Owing to a steep increase in charges, I have to ask £2 per player to take part.

We have two lanes so please get your mates along and try and get as many there as you can.

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

New Fixture!

MPCC will travel to Woodborough for our now annual bout of championship sledging and very nice cherry bakewells on Sunday June 19th 2011.

Net's are being sorted............I promise!!

Just to reassure, I haven't died, or left the country, or assumed another identity! More importantly I haven't forgotten about net's. Having received all your feedback (ta very much by the way) the general consensus seems to have been that Hosiery Mills is a great venue, but Huthwaite gives everybody an unfortunate stabbing sensation in their derriere in attempting to get to it. As such, having heard great things about Mansfield RUFC I chanced my arm there, successfully if you want to attend on a Sunday night, which I guessed most of you wouldn't. In the meantime, John Fretwell at Warsop, Cuckney and indeed Hosiery Mills are all but booked up. Not to fear, the last three years of waking up on a Sunday morning in the knowledge that I only have 6 players to travel to that days fixture and somehow managing to get it to 10 or 11 by 2pm has left me with something of a tenacious streak! As such, we will practice before the match's, don't know when, don't know where (is that a song??!). Trust me!

Sunday, 20 February 2011